Romantically Apocalyptic, Doors, Pets and Dolls

My first Romantically Apocalyptic fan art.

anyway if you can't follow the diloage (even though they're numbered)

it goes like this

"Mr. Snippy"

"Yes Captain?"

"Knock, Knock"

"Are we really doing knock, knock jokes?"

"What Knock Knock jokes? This is just me telling you to find me a door. Mr. Snippy"

"Well at least I don't have to hear a joke..."

"Hey Mr. Snippy before you go, let me tell you this funny thing I see in front of me"

"It's me isn't it?"

"What are you a narcissist? no it's a cute monster, juggling skulls"

"A monster? oh God I should kill it before it kills us"

"I NEVER gave you orders to kill it Mr. Snippy! Capture it and make it my pet!"

"BUT your last sixty monster pets committed suicide!"

"But, but you said they went to find me a Barbie Doll Play House"

"Ugh, I lied so you wouldn't be upset about your dead pets.."

"Who cares about those ugly things, I wanted my Barbie Doll Play House, so my Little Snippy and Tiny Captein dolls have a home to live in, but now I'll never have one, so now Little Snippy and Tiny Captein are homeless"

"They're just dolls Captain.."

"You're a Doll!"

"Sigh"



Romantically Apocalyptic, (c)


(ok I know this is just fan made, but what kind of person is Captain that sixty monsters, committed suicide?)

epilogue

and yes Mr. Snippy did find a door.

and Captain just made his (or her) own Doll house, out of a box,

The monster did become The Captain's pet and was named Juggles, but then committed suicide a week into being a pet, which Snippy didn't mind sense that damn thing kept trying to eat him or juggle him...

While scavenging Mr. Snippy found an old but still in tact Barbie Doll house, that still had a price tag on it, feeling slightly guilty about the pet and doll hose incident, Snippy took the doll house back to Zee Captain.

knowing that the Doll House had a price on it made Snippy more relived, knowing it didn't have a previous owner,

but at the same time wonder.. "Was this Barbie Doll House meant to be a gift?" Snippy said under his breath..

Mr. Snippy looked at the price tag, but there was no price instead it read, Happy 7th Birthday "To my lovely daughter, Jessica, love Dad"

Snippy began to wonder, was he a thief for taking the doll house, that was meant for a seven year old girl from her father?

Snippy signed "No I'm not a thief, they're both dead, everyone is dead..and I'm alone..." as he dropped to his knees hugging the doll house

"No you're not..." said an all to familiar voice

Snippy looked up and saw the Captain standing next to him,

"Sir I..." Mr. Snippy stood up trying to act professorial,

before Snippy could continue the Captain gave him a big hug and wouldn't let go until Snippy hugged back.

which made it a very long hug...